Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Whom to berate next?


I was perusing the comments on our Josh Groban post to get some fodder for this article when I noticed that a loyal reader posted a new comment on it earlier this month. It reads:

c'mon you fucks! therez been too big a lull on this blog! Let's get the josh slammin' back on track so all the josh knob gobblerz world-wide
can take time out from cutting coupons and singing at funerals to spew their fury once again!

Music is over! Thanks Josh, you cunt!

Although we at the Rockist Society don't agree with the use of the c-word to describe that certain portion of the female body, the brazen commenter has a point. This blog is pretty tame, mainly because we don't want to piss off the 8 people that mistakenly click through it. I must admit that the Groban post was just to get my mug up there with JG, but it turned into something hilarious.

So, what next? Do we comment on which Jonas Brother is gay? On how Clay Aiken should sing on one-way cruise ships? Or do we aim a little higher and get a little bolder? "Hey Chris Brown, you're pretty talented... for a no-talent hack." Or maybe call out Radiohead for progressing when my band is completely one-dimensional?

If you have any suggestions, leave 'em in the comments.

9 comments:

Pave the Whales said...

Slamming Radiohead while simultaneously praising Oasis would be a good start. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to mail my poo to Tad Kubler.

Jumbo Slice said...

Have you read the comments from PostRock's coverage of the Jonas Brothers? Slamming those kids would cause quite an uproar.

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